~K & J-Poplover~
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“You’re nervous.”
“Um…yes”
“Is it about me?”
“No, no I’m being nervous in general… you just happen to be nearest.”
(Source: whatkatysaid)
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Richard Coyle
I loved the show Coupling but towards the end of the show i was yelling at the t.v. every 20 minutes asking where the Hell Jeff is. I know where the character was, but seriously! I missed Jeff
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Jeff: Steve! D’you know what I call this kind of woman? You know, the type you can’t get rid off?
Steve: Is this gonna be really tasteless? Am I gonna be ashamed to be your friend?
Jeff: No, it’s a technical term. It’s just a harmless expression.
Steve: Alright. Hit me.
Jeff: Unflushable.
Steve: Turn around, Jeff. Walk away.
Jeff: You know, ‘Cause it keeps bobbing around!
Steve: Go, Jeff! Go!!
COUPLING (2000) 1x01 “FLUSHED”
(Source: perkybottoms)
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”Do you know what would be the best way to wipe out all of humankind if you were a space alien with a special mind-ray? Make all women telepathic. Cos’ if they suddenly found out about the kind of stuff that goes on in our heads they’d kill us all on the spot. Men are not people! We are disgustoids in human form.
Jeff Murdock, The Coupling (via piranhapress)
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